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Sunday, November 22, 2009

On Anxiety Meds, Inhibition and Dirty Texting

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Things I Never Thought I'd Say to My Kids

A Coffee Table Book-To-Be For the Harried Mother

"If you blow your nose into your hand and eat it again, I’m going to be really mad.”

"If you think your brother is hiding in the dryer, you absolutely have to check for him in there before you turn it on.

"Stop climbing the tree by the driveway, the school bus is coming! I don’t CARE if you want them to see you up the tree, GET DOWN!

"The dog has stitches “down there” for a special reason, you’ll understand when you are older.”

"I don’t care if your brother doesn’t have to wipe when he pees, YOU do Young Lady!!!

"I don’t care if Auntie said “Hi Stinker,” You absolutely don’t say “Hi Bucktooth,” back…….NO!!! Especially not if it’s true!!!

"I know you were mad, and I’m glad you
didn’t hit her, but that doesn’t make licking her face okay!”

“Do not pick your nose with my knitting needles.

“How many times have I
told you, ‘Don’t Bite The Dog!"

“I have plenty of good reasons for not wanting you to bring that snake in the
house!”

“Yes I can
so too ground you for life”

“The stuff under
your nails is NOT a stain, it’s dirt, go back and wash them again, I don’t care
if you wash them 100 times, but you are not sitting at my table with stuff under
your nails!”

“Yeah, thanks
for that, I just sounded exactly like my mother, I specifically planned on NOT
sounding like my mother. What? Grandma never talks mean to
you?”

"I will figure out how to use your
phone, and when I do....."

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Sunday, November 22, 2009

On Anxiety Meds, Inhibition and Dirty Texting