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Monday, March 7, 2011

The Laundry of the Megaverse

My school was canceled today.  Due to "inclement weather."  Go Monday cancellations. The kid's schools were not canceled. I would be psyched to have all this free study time, but I have two kids home sick from school.

Also, I have not quite recovered from doing...

The Laundry of the Megaverse!!! 
(Duh Duh Duh Duuuuuh)

THIS is what I did yesterday. One Whole Weeks Worth of Laundry. 12 loads. See, this way I do a whole weeks worth of laundry for five people in just one day. Practically all at once. In only like...four hours.  Also, I get it all done in a warm, friendly place where nobody is bickering and the dog doesn't knock over my pile. And on Sundays at the laundry mat, you hardly ever run into any creepers.

I figure I'm either crazy, lazy, or a complete genius. I mean, so what if the mother ship (aka my mini-van) reeks of dirty socks and random unmentionables, as does my history notebook...(see it there on the folded laundry? And so what if I added a little extra work to the laundry process with all of the basket hauling. I was multitasking! Studying and slaving all at once. (Hence the whole potential genius concept).

God bless return-to-college mamas, every one. I'm starting to see that they should all be knighted by the Queen of England, at LEAST. Or maybe by Jude Law....yeah Jude Law.  Why? well....because he's English too that's why.


  1. Nah, not Jude Law. He might try to put the moves on you. Unless that's what you're going for, I guess. What about James McAvoy?

  2. Ripping thru 12 loads of laundry in one shot?! That's great. And a little quiet time alone to study? BONUS! And no creepers trying to make off with your frilly unmentionables?!? That's like hitting the LOTTERY!

  3. Leaving the house to do 12 loads of laundry? You're my hero! The fact that this technically counts as getting a break from your family is a good indication that you deserve a nice vacation someplace warm!

  4. Jude Law can come knight me any time. haha but for real... your my hero! you brave those COLD NY winters and still have the energy to do all the cool things the fingerlakes have to offer in the summer. I say if it takes 12 loads of laundry at a laundry mat to get your studying in that by all means do it!!!