RebeccaFly’s Sis Jess
"Why in the hell don't any of the lamps in this house work? Can't we buy a new one for once?" Dear Husband in the dark
“If there was a lamp fairy she would slap the shit out of you.”
“It’s time to let them go, let them go into the light.”
Really, really am I the ONLY one who can see how awesome things COULD be? I mean, scrub off the rust and hit it with a can of spray paint...! Wham bam better than new!